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Joke of the Day
"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""
Next Joke
"Honey, give me the baby. -Wait until he cries -Until he cries..? Why..? -Because I can't find him..."
"Bunch of good one-liners"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."
"People who incessantly go on and on about replacing things that taste good with quinoa, please stop"
"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"
"*sends signal to space 24/7 that just says Updog* *aliens respond* Alien: Whats Updog? NASA: Lol guess there isnt intelligent life out there"
"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."
"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"
"I hate it when you gain 10 pounds for a role... And then remember that you're not an actor."