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Joke of the Day

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"Did you hear there was a blackout last night? Don't worry, we caught him"

"Why did Cyclops close his school? He only had one pupil."

"What was the name of the pharao that screwed everything up? Ineptitut."

"Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick."

"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common ""enemy""."

"What do you call a can made in Mexico? A Mexican."

"your mom is so fat that.. The whole U.S nation started this ""ur moms so fat"" joke exclusively because of her"

"What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ? They both love to scratch and sniff. ^(sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)"

"12: ""Why don't girls like playing dodgeball?"" Because we don't like getting hit by balls. 12: *giggles for 5 minutes* You are so my child"