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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Trump said to Obama's supporter? Orange Is The New Black"
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"SON: [Stood by tree with apple on head] Dad, what ever happened to my three younger brothers? WILLIAM TELL: [Aiming arrow] ....Chicken pox"
"OMG IT'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!! ~ My dog every time I use a broom"
"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"
"Why didn't the ghost go to the dance party? Because he had no-body to dance with."
"If you love something set it free, if it stays its yours Go on then pizza, leave! Get outta here..... *pizza stays *happy tears"
"So I taught my Grandad how to use skype ... Only problem is, I can never tell if it's just buffering or if he's having a stroke."
"How many questions did the politician answer? 9/11"
"Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news"
"What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas."