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"""Mr. President, two Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday in Iraq."" ""Oh my god... How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Aerosmith According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handles a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady."
"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, ""Hey - that's pretty cool. Where did you get him?"" The parrot says, ""Detroit."""
"Studies show unprotected sex has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer. The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius."
"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."
"How is there not an STD Clinic called, ""Clap on Clap off""?"
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Apparently 1 in 3 households live next door to a pedophile Not me though, I live next to two smoking hot 7 year olds."
"What is Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAHH!"