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Joke of the Day

"Fetty Wapp was fired from 3 cashier jobs before turning to rap music No matter what items were scanned through, the total always came up to $17.38"

"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."

"I met this wonderful girl who thinks small penis isn't an obstacle for a good relationship. Now I just have to get used to that she has one."

"My greatest fear is sitting in front of thousands of people while my Google search history is being read aloud."

"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom!"

"My wife sent me out to buy something that would make her look sexy. So I went to the store, and came home with a case of beer."

"How do you break up with a farmer long-distance? A John Deere letter."

"Damn, it feels good to be a gangster. Or going to a 7am meeting where my client will ream my ass and I'll just suck up to him. Whatever."

"Not everyone that comes into your life needs to stay there."

"How many fuck boys does it take to change a light bulb? None, cause its already lit as fuck fam."