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Joke of the Day
"What floats on water and goes quick? A South African duck"
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"What do you call a gay person on rollerskates rolaids"
"Either my shirt shrunk in the wash or, a more likely reason, those four push-ups per day have made me a BEAST."
"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"
"Heard there were some hot deals... at the Baltimore CVS."
"Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let's combine forces and we could be the best thing since...well we'll think of that later."
"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."
"Sorry I yelled ""April Fool's"" while you were proposing to your girlfriend."
"What do you call a woman with a very round head? Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken"
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."