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Joke of the Day

"Conjunctivitis.com... ""Conjunctivitis.com - that's a site for sore eyes"" - A Tim Vine joke, just thought I'd share."

"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"

"When I awoke from the accident and they told me my fingers were broken... it was hard to grasp."

"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."

"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""

"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."

"[prison riot] *standing over my origami ducks* ""GO AROUND! GO AROUND!"""

"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."

"For me, racism is the same as masturbating. I don't approve of it, but I'm pretty damn good at it. (Credits to Ronald Goedemondt)"

"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"