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Joke of the Day
"Q. What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles? A. Electricity."
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"Someone called me yesterday and said, ""Hello, is this Ross"" I said "" no it's Chandler"" And they hung up. So much for trying to be Friends."
"You say potato, I say put out, ho. Otherwise, I'm calling the whole thing off."
"Dear parents with unattended children they will be given 4 red bulls and a kazoo"
"Nguyen and Nguyen, Attorneys at Law ""It's always a win-win with us!"""
"Why did the duck go into Rehab? Because he was a quack head"
"I thought about going to a psychic, but then I started having doubts and changed my mind At that moment I received a text message that said ""Well, that's too bad"""
"What do you call an equation with no solution? A hypocrite."
"[at funeral] Me: ""I'm sorry your husband died in that boating accident in Venice"" Widow: ""please no.... Me: ""you have my gondolances"""
"What if animals were injured in the making of a film. would it say ''Tim hurt one monkey... he feels bad."""