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Joke of the Day

"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"

"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"

"There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, ""It sure is hot in here"". The other muffin says, ""Yeah like 350, 375""."

"Why do gay barbecues suck? Because the hotdogs taste like shit."

"Why aren't there any white jokes on /r/Jokes? ""Because jokes are the white man's burden."""

"I feel like we really lowered our expectations of what constitutes magic when we began using it to describe markers"

"When you grow up it's like, ok now you can go to bed whenever you want & all you have to trade for it is the ability to ever feel joy again"

"How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just wait for it to burn out and follow it around the country for 20 years."

"I cant comprehend constipation That shit is too deep"

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."