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Joke of the Day
"If we help Kurdistan attack ISIS... they could become WASWAS"
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"Read a magazine at the doctor's office so I'm all caught up on Clinton running for president. I don't think Bush can beat him."
"Whats green and can kill you if it gets between your teeth? A tractor"
"Gender is like a dead Jew. Before we know it, there'll be six million of them."
"What idiot called it a national anthem instead of country music?"
"I like my Presidents like I like my porn saved"
"People who don't understand what I'm trying to say are anti-semantics."
"Aaron Hernandez just got convicted...... From Tight End to now Wide receiver"
"Man, I hated Alex Haley, the author of Roots... He always had his niggers in a *twist*."
"I spent an hour staring at the OJ container yesterday. It said ""concentrate."""