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Joke of the Day

"How do you see fish semen? You Blow-Fish!"

"Shawty dropped to the ground like she ain't got manners There was too much lights for an epileptic girl to handle"

"My mom still tells me not to talk to strangers. I'm 22 mom, I don't talk to strangers, I sleep with them."

"Did you know you clench your butt when you sleep yeah, it was really tight last night."

"A priest, a little boy, a Rabbi and an imam get into a cute little Nissan car. The little boy says... ... what is this, a Juke?"

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator!"

"I just paid $4,000 to have a skywriter write ""Actually, Vanessa, YOU'RE the one who's being 'dramatic'."""

"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"

"Do you know the difference between a man and a Government Bond? A man matures with time."

"You hear about the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac? He stays up all night, every night, wondering if there truly is a dog."