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Joke of the Day
"If I squint really hard, nope. You're still an idiot."
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"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."
"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."
"I saw a van covered in dirt... I saw a van that was covered in dirt & someone had written ""I wish my wife was as dirty as this van"". I wrote ""she is-when you're at work!"""
"What is the safest place in the galaxy? In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper."
"*unplugs grandpas life support to charge my vape*"
"Funny Joke **Want to hear a dirty joke** > A boy fell in the mud **Want to hear a clean joke** > He took a bath"
"what""s the difference between tuna and chicken? a shower"
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"My friend told me a joke about a clock last week and today I finally got it... It's about time."