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Joke of the Day
"I told you I'll be there in 5 minutes, stop calling me every half an hour!"
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"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."
"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."