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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make an Indian Pun But I got Naan"

"If a tree falls on a woman, does she make a sound? The real question you have to ask yourself, is what was that tree we doing in the kitchen."

"Standing in the snow on a sub-zero morning, holding a steaming bag of poop, I begin to question my dogs are better than people' philosophy."

"Olive Oil What's the difference between virgin olive oil and regular olive oil? Popeye's cock."

"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."

"What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home."

"My wife says I'm too nosy. At least that's what she said in her diary."

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !"

"What do you get if you flip a Mississippi family's photo album backwards? An episode of The Biggest Loser"