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Joke of the Day
"You've cat to be kitten me right meow."
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"What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters? 'Hot dog!'"
"'How to Win Friends & Influence People' is getting a sequel How to lose friends and alienate people."
"Two stutterers went to order food They didn't."
"Recent studies have shown that women overwhelmingly prefer 77, rather than 69. Top analysts this is because they get 8 more."
"The Story of the Old, Empty Barn There was nothing in it."
"What can save Russian Bear Snow den."
"How do you confuse a blonde? You paint yourself green, and throw forks at her"
"I have been taking notes So if you are missing notes, I probably have them"
"I'm going to name my first kid Authorized Personnel so they can go wherever they want in life."