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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma's so stupid she failed a pregnancy test"
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"I wish parents would watch their kids better because my basement is filling up"
"""You're prettier than I remember, you were SO FAT the last time I saw you!"" TY Uncle Bob, I was 8months pregnant. *spits in his pumpkin pie"
"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""
"Headed to a wedding and my guy friends told me to take pics of hot women for them. *selfies*"
"Why is hip hop popular among urban youth? because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air."
"What's worse than seeing a worm in an apple u just bit into? Holocaust"
"It's going to be so disappointing if we ask aliens about crop circles and they're just like, ""We hate corn."""
"The Tortoise and the Hare is a classic story about how people who like to run are awful."
"I hate when I show up to a funeral and another guy is wearing the same hot dog costume."