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Joke of the Day

"How many Indians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Your laughter is important to us. You punchline will be delivered in the order in which it was requested."

"Superman and Batman probably had a lot of ""capes in the toilet water"" accidents when they went to take a dump."

"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"

"What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman can go to the store without Robin."

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels"

"How early do I need to start thawing the cat for Thanksgiving?"

"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."

"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""

"I've completely cocooned myself in this blanket, and I'm not coming out until I'm a fully functional adult or a butterfly."

"Why do female zombies have such a terrible sex life? Because whenever they shout, ""I want you inside me."" all of the guys run away."