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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes in the shower I pretend like I'm a bumblebee and just crash into the curtain a few times and die in the water."

"What did the fish say when it swam into a cement wall? DAM!"

"Two corn muffins were in the oven baking. One turns to the other and says ""man it's HOT in here"" the other corn muffin replies... AAAAHAHHHAHAHAHHaaaaa A TALKING CORN MUFFIN!!!!!!!"

"This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name? The guy says, ""Tiny, because he's minute"""

"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."

"Whoever replaced my kitchen window with broken glass and hid my laptop and tv. Haha very funny. Now tell me where they are. I'm serious."

"What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? The Pokemon."

"What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool? Cinco."

"Without Geometry Life is pointless."