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Joke of the Day

"There are 25 different kinds of Lunchables and they all taste like a single parent home."

"What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ? You can't keep a good man down !"

"Why didn't the rat go to college? It gotten eaten by the bear...and bears don't go to college."

"Did I ever tell you guys about the time I made it with my really hot math teacher? couldn't really brag about it at the time 'cause I was home schooled..."

"A kid at the park said a giant hemorrhoid is heading toward Earth. I know he misspoke but in the closing days of 2016 one can't be too sure."

"Why shouldn't you post to Reddit while driving? becau"

"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"

"What's long thin and smells of piss? Old people doing the conga."

"You ever feel like you just don't really understand anything, and then your hands turn into flippers and you realize you're a dolphin?"

"How to get a job without experience ? Just run for office!"