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Joke of the Day
"Why do farmers have potential to become great judges? They recognize bullshit from miles."
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"unicorns are really just weaponized ponies."
"Tired of my wife saying I have no feelings. Do I not cry if you turn off Football? Do I not pout when I can't find good porn? I have layers."
"My wife always accuses me of having a favourite child. It's not true, I love Matthew and Not-Matthew equally."
"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"
"How do we know that Darth Vader is American? Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March"
"How many X does it take to lightbulb? Karma?"
"A visibly exhausted man walks into a bar and orders a drink. ""Long day?"" asks the bartender. ""No, all days are 24 hours long"" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is."
"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaaaeeeeyyyyy"