14696
Joke of the Day
"This woman at Target does not seem at all appreciative that I just found a lump on her breast."
Next Joke
"what happens if you drink 3.14 liters of water? you will Pi ss"
"I've recently been diagnosed as delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first Reddit gold, people!"
"Two muffins are baking in the oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""man its getting hot in here"" and the other muffin turns back to him and yells "" ahhh!!! a talking muffin!!"""
"I like my woman how I like my books Leather-bound and broken spined."
"Playing dead in the supermarket to avoid having a conversation with someone you know attracts more attention than I anticipated...go figure."
"What's 50 Cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 Million Dollars"
"Statistically... 9/10 people enjoy gang rape"
"HR: ""You've put Kurt Russell down as an emergency contact."" Me: ""Yeah, I'd like to meet him before I die. Dude is a legend."""
"What's the name of a Korean cook book? 150 ways to wok your dog"