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Joke of the Day

"Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family? He lost hijab."

"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5"

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life..."

"My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult."

"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."

"Running a custard factory has its challenges You really go through thick and thin."

"I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club... But I swear I've never seen herbivore!"

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"What do you call a potato with no limbs? An amputater"

"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""