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Joke of the Day
"How does Stephen Hawking refresh after a long day? F5"
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"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."
"Kid wants to sit at table, isn't tall enough Me: WHERE ARE ALL THE PHONEBOOKS?! Him: U threw them out saying, who the hell uses phone books?"
"What do you call a society governed by men with no testicles? An anorchy... ...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention"
"Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out."
"What does Kim Jong Un do when he's angry? [removed]"
"Did you hear about the two ducks who got in a fight? Fowl play was suspected."
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""
"Use conditioner... Shampoo burns (;"
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"