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Joke of the Day

"How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing ""What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."""

"A psychic midget broke out of prison... He was a small medium at large."

"What did the caesar salad say to the beat salad? Et tu beate?"

"What part of a car is the laziest? The wheels. They are always tired."

"Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death has never walked away from a lousy job."

"Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble."

"If McDonalds wants to check my $10 bill for signs of counterfeit, I should be able to check their chicken for chicken."

"People who are genuinely surprised when politicians behave badly should be forced to wear helmets for their own protection."

"My dad dressed up as The Invisible Man today He's had the costume on for the last 20 years"

"What the best way to cut down a tree? A Suhhh Dude"