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Joke of the Day

"I felt sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night...he hypnotized 7 guys...then dropped the mic on his foot and yelled*F@CK ME*...what happened next will haunt me for the rest of my life..."

"If there's another explanation for my gray hairs other than I'm turning into a polar bear, I don't want to hear it. Don't ruin this for me."

"You might have heard this one. I confided in my gf: ""sometimes I can be pretty full of myself."" Gf replies: ""sometimes I'm pretty full of you too."""

"My mom yelled at my sister "" GET OUTTA MY PURSE!""... My sister yelled back ""I'M TOO BIG TO BE IN YOU'RE PURSE!"""

"I farted in front of my Jewish friend... He glared at me. I said, ""What? A little gas never killed anyone !"""

"Apple CEO Tim Cook comes out as gay... No wonder the iPhone 6 won't stay straight!"

"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."

"What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)"

"Why do the poles shift? to find better jobs"

"Tell me your best joke?"