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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl who said she'd met me at Vegetarian club... But I swear I've never seen herbivore!"
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"What person shows you around a mental hospital? Tour-ettes :)"
"Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight."
"Other girls think they are quirky because they pet dogs at parties. I on the other hand, fear death but also long for it"
"What do you call a sketchy place in Italy? The ""spaghetto"""
"I was just reading about the Volkswagen fiasco recently, and something puzzled me. It's not like Germans to get gas emissions wrong."
"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"
"Egg puns pls Thought this was an eggcellent idea..."
"What do you call an Arab who owns 5,000 cows A Milk Sheikh."
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall ""Dam"""