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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."
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"What can a cup of coffee and a cow that's had an abortion have in common? They're both de-calf-inated."
"A penny saved... ... is 350 Trillion Zimbabwe dollars earned!"
"I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."
"A couple were working as weed dealers It was a joint operation."
"If you start peeing out blood Urine big trouble"
"What was Dodi Fayed's favorite state? In Diana"
"Five year old Little Johnny was lost so he went up to a policeman and said ""I've lost my dad!"" The policeman said ""What's he like?"" Little Johnny replied ""Beer and women!"""
"On Mondays, Zombies feel alive inside."
"Shrek came out in 2001 Good for him"