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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a Justin Bieber joke.. But, Sorry."

"Thinking of getting another bed just for all my laundry"

"A Hispanic, African-American, Jewish, Native American, and Asian man were walking down the street. They were part of a parade that celebrated racial equality."

"You know what the best thing is about being a narcissist? Me."

"Sketch artist: Any more details on the attacker? Me: No, that's all I saw *shows me it's just a picture of a fist* Me: *sobbing* That's him"

"What will be written on the gates of Donald Trump's wall between Mexico and the US? Arbeit macht Frei."

"A friend told me this one... Why did the cyclops close his school? Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends"

"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."

"whats the difference between acne and catholic preists acne doesnt come on a boys face until 13"

"BLONDE LUCK A blonde was at a gumball machine. She kept putting quarters in and getting gumballs out. The man behind her asked if he could get a gumball. She said, ""Shut up! I'm winning."""