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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."

"Liverpool have went from SAS to LOLS From Suarez and Sturridge to Lallana Origi Lambert Sturridge"

"Why should you never disturb a mirror? Because they are always reflecting."

"what do you call a mentally unstable ursine that lives in the antarctic? A bi-polar bear."

"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks."

"My dog used to chase after people on a bike so I took the bike away from him."

"Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!"

"I find frying pans really hot. I guess you could say I'm pansexual."

"What did the dentist see at the North Pole?...A molar bear"

"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."