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Joke of the Day
"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."
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"BEAR JUDGE: Counsel, this is your last warning, you cannot-- LAWYER: *plays dead* BEAR JUDGE: Where did he go"
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"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."
"Being an HR, whenever I get a new batch of resumes, I always throw half of them in the garbage. I don't want unlucky people working in my department."
"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."
"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."
"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."
"and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family."