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Joke of the Day
"Why Is A Man's Mind Dirtier Than A Woman's? A woman changes hers more often."
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"My girlfriend was commenting on my big feet... I said, ""Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."" She replied, ""You're gonna be disappointed!"" [true story]"
"I got banned from the sperm bank the other day... They said I couldn't come within five hundred feet of the building."
"What does a stegosaurus eat off of? His plates. -Jude; My five-year-old son"
"It's the year 2354, the world is now like that futuristic Bruce Willis movie. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No,"
"I just saw a list of candidates for the local Juvenile Judge election and I just don't think juveniles should even be able to be judges idk"
"When I see a woman driving a bus I smile and think about how far we as a society have come in equality. ` And then I wait for the next bus."
"Where do cheeses go to the bathroom? In a Parma-John."
"There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called ""Papal View""."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter because they can't change anything."