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Joke of the Day
"and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family."
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"Does ""who cares"" count as advice?"
"If used correctly, Twitter can be used as an antidepressant. Just don't take it as a suppository."
"Disaste. Phew, that almost spelled disaster."
"[Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*"
"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"
"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"
"What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby? I don't have a Lamborghini"
"""Scientists discover female insect that has a penis"". Bet it originates from Thailand."
"Where do male army priests live? On Chap Lane."