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Joke of the Day
"Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate? He was afraid the ring would give him away."
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"Thanksgiving is going to be hard this year because half my family dances to remember and the other half dances to forget."
"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"
"How to comfort a homosexuals family if hes in a coma? You can always say ""well, look at it this way; he was a fruit, now hes a vegetable!"""
"Just got a holiday card from a doctor addressed to the dead guy who used to live here. Sending back a card that says ""You suck at your job."""
"Why do gay men have great skin? Because they respect and take care of their bodies, you homophobic piece of shit."
"When Jesus Makes Tea... Hebrews"
"Why do Norwegians drive Chevys? They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord."
"Jubilee is a mutant who can shoot sparks from her hands, and spontaneously destroy electronics by touching them... So she's basically like my mom, if my mom could shoot sparks from her hands."
"Ways Ryan Gosling and I are similar: 1. Up to date on our vaccinations 2. I dunno, that's probably it and I'm not sure about that first one."