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Joke of the Day
"What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back."
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"It seems I passed my mummy embalming exam... It was a no brainer!"
"""Lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes"" said the gym teacher. ""Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet boy."" ""I'm freewheeling sir."""
"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"
"I estimate 70% of my work conversations are just me quoting made up statistics."
"MOUTH BUT NO TEETH RIDDLE Q: What has a mouth but no teeth? A: A river."
"I wish my x was raised in the power of 2. Then she'd always be positive."
"You know what really turns me on? Unprotected.....WiFi."
"FOUND: 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED RATS LIVING IN LOCAL DUMPSTER. PLEASE CONTACT IF YOUR 17 AGGRESSIVE DISEASED PET RATS ARE MISSING."
"What do you call a controversy surrounding toothpaste. Colgate."