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Joke of the Day

"I used to be a street performer But I could only accept credit cards; it didn't make any cents."

"This Doctor... Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Doctor. Interup- You have cancer."

"What's a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? A period because it marks the end of his sentence."

"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."

"What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty."

"Catch a spark... Set the world on fire! - Incinerational Tweet"

"Vegetarians eat vegetables... What do veterinarians eat? (you thought I was gonna ask about humanitarians, didn't you?)"

"Amish murderers get the acoustic chair."

"This guy at work always looks down my blouse. So im going to put a piece of popcorn in there to see if he points it out."

"My dyslexic brother just did the ice bucket challenge. He keeps asking how this helps people who use American Sign Language."