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Joke of the Day

"News reports 5hr Energy may be linked to death. Don't know if it's an advertising gimmick or not but I bought a bunch to gift, just in case."

"I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger then it hit me"

"I saw this incredible color in a dream, But it was just a pigment of my imagination."

"Wizard of Oz (1939) A hapless brain injured teen is led down the wrong path to heroin, cosplay, organ harvesting and ultimately homicide"

"Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night? Wild Twerky!"

"Does California have *any* water? I seriously drought it."

"[Spanish Joke] Cual es el marido de la ballena? El autobus, porque va lleno!"

"What material should you never use to create or build with? Tin that was mined by moles. Anything you make with it melts immediately."

"It's really hard being a good mother in this day and age. Especially when you're a college aged male with no kids."

"To all you hilarious guys telling Ronda Rousey jokes today: Seize your moment, gents! Talk about a woman *and* look like the winner by comparison!"