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Joke of the Day
"Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?"
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"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."
"I climbed a mountain yesterday Things were looking up until I got to the summit. It was all downhill from there."
"Son : Dad.... This movie is so scary... Is that woman going to die?? Dad : Judging by the size of that horse's dick, Yes she is"
"what do you call a queue of jokers? a PUNchline"
"What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence."
"What's white and kills you if it enters your eye? An airplane."
"My wife likes to talk after sex She calls me from the motel"
"What is Superman's comedy sketch show called? Essen-El"
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"