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Joke of the Day
"Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline? And when did my wife start smoking?"
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"I think that this entire Jared thing will just end up resulting in a teeny jail sentence."
"I started a band called 999 megabytes.... ...we have yet to secure a gig."
"What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife? The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit"
"*in an interview* Me: Tell me a time when you really struggled in your previous job. Applicant: 5-7PM po. Me: Applicant: 8PM. Me:"
"ME (drunkenly picking a fight with a cake): get out my face you jerk CAKE: hey pal you wanna piece of me?!? ME: ok wow now I'm conflicted"
"What is the best way to circumcize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"I asked my masseuse if it was unusual to get an erection during a massage... the masseuse replied, ""not at all it happens all the time."" So i said, ""well do you mind keeping it out of my face."""
"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."
"ISIS just frozen water"