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Joke of the Day

"*DJ drops the beet* ERRYBODY IN THE CLUB begins wondering why the DJ would bring a root vegetable to work with him."

"I met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds weird, dozentit"

"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""

"When God eats mushrooms He has delusions of regular."

"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."

"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."

"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."

"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."

"My girlfriend's kisses are so sweet that I probably have type 2 diabetes."

"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""