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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend's kisses are so sweet that I probably have type 2 diabetes."
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"If only the Olympics had an event that involved falling down and not spilling your drink..."
"A truck just flipped a dead squirrel onto my windshield and it's stuck in my wiper. I guess I don't have to stop to get supper tonight."
"What do you call a child molesting know-it-all? A wikipediaphile"
"A fellow peon told me he loved kids, you can't beat them i said you can but it's generally frowned upon."
"Sometimes I like to stop and fart at the jewelry counter in Macy's to remind them that there's common folk like us that shop there too."
"What's the hardest part when your ex tells you she is HIV positive Trying to act surprised."
"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"
"My wife calls me a ""lazy alcoholic."" Well, jokes on her. I just jogged to the liquor store."
"What do you call repetitive diarrhea? Re-runs. (ba-dum, tss) It's just the same shit over and over again."