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Joke of the Day

"I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein. They told him, ""No whey, Jose."""

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"yes lassie? ""bark"" Timmy's in the well and you pissed in my slippers and you told me about Timmy first so I wouldn't get mad ""bark"" smart"
"Wakes up grumpy, but most days he just lets her sleep...."
"What's the difference between classical music and Barry white? A lot when you are having a prostate exam."
"What's black and white and has a dirty name? Sister Mary Fuckface"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Nothing, because he could never come."
"Me and the other guys from the circus.... ... took a night off to see some stand-up comedy but he was really mean and cutting. He went straight for the juggler."
"In high school, what was Robert E Lee voted? Most likely to secede"
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"