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Joke of the Day

"I turned into a cat earlier. Don't ask meow."

"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"

"My grandma was recently beaten to death.. By my granddad"

"Anytime I get something stuck in my throat, I drink some beer. I call this the Heineken maneuver."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."

"Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism"

"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night."

"What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!"

"I recently received a certificate for the breast stroke. Although the Judge called it a restraining order."