86468
Joke of the Day
"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
Next Joke
"My family crest is just a picture of my grandfather dressed up as a giant hotdog being dragged into a cave by a bear."
"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupt... MOOOOOOOO!! (Kids seem to love this one)"
"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"
"Yo mamma so fat collection..."
"*wife walks in to see the boys have built a chair fort* Wife: PUT THOSE CHAIRS BACK! Me *climbing out of fort* YOU HEARD YOUR MOTHER!"
"What do you call a Mormon who switches religion? A mormoff!"
"PLOT TWIST: MARIJUANA is the drug against wars."
"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."