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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up."
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"Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism"
"A donkey fell into a bowl of sugar Now that's a sweet ass"
"Sneak into the employee bathroom at Target and make some violent alien noises, maybe leave a jellyfish in the toilet"
"Females on Facebook suffer in silence louder than anyone I've ever met in my life."
"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."
"Bodyguard Idea: Clowns. No one will come anywhere near you."
"What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? ""Happy Birthday To Gnu!"""
"People that are into beastieality. Are fucking animals."
"my wife laughed at me when i told her i was going to make a car out of spaghetti She wasn't laughing when i drove pasta."