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"I met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds weird, dozentit"
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"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."
"My son wanted to go whale watching for his birthday. So we sat outside McDonald's."
"I don't like anti jokes... I like uncle jokes"
"My date thinks he's gonna get me drunk, & then get in my pants. The joke is on him, coz my tolerance is sky high & I'm wearing a skirt."
"me: wanna see my cat's shed? friend: lots of cats shed. why would-- [my cat enters wearing a tool belt] cat: show him the gazebo, too"
"A rainbow took an exam... It passed with flying colours."
"I don't call it ""laziness."" I call it ""selective participation."""
"Blowing your load on a girl counts as a baby shower right ?"
"Our Unabashed Dictionary defines wet dream... As the winner of a damp-t-shirt contest."