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Joke of the Day
"*sees girl at bar* Hey baby, wanna get outta here? ""Sure!"" Good, you're really killing the vibe."
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"The year is 2030: All corporations have merged and every night before bed you say a prayer to your cable company."
"Did you hear the one with the baby that had AIDS? Never gets old."
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"The president of Iran visited Italy And all of the nude statues were covered during his visit. It was a precaution as they may have made his 9 year old wife uncomfortable."
"Sold some krokodil today...... ""see you later alligator"""
"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the'"
"Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala."
"""Well, that just isn't gay enough"" - the inventor of wrestling, shortly before adding spandex to the mix."
"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"