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Joke of the Day
"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."
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"With all the hate about the black clone trooper He is a clone of Jango Fett brother, Django Fett. http://pmcvariety.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/star-wars-teaser.png?w=670&h=351&crop=1"
"Calculating the trajectory of an airborne booger is snot rocket science"
"I say ""do I smell popcorn"" right after I fart, so everyone takes in a deep breath."
"Do they have a shitty attitude because they work for minimum wage, or work for minimum wage because they have a shitty attitude?"
"Ladies. Even the most mundane chore is better in a Princess Leia costume."
"I was recently asked how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" was the wrong answer"
"When I'm about to die and my life flashes before my eyes I'm worried that a lot of it will just be Facebook and TV."
"So apparently not every chubby guy with a mustache is named Mario. My bad, dad."
"THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985): Five white heterosexual suburban American 17-year-olds manage to find common ground."