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Joke of the Day

"What gave the blonde a stomach ache? Nivea milk."

"What's different between Trump and the Lannisters? A Lannister always pays his debts."

"I had a dog with no legs.. I named him cigarette so I could take him for a drag."

"India launched a rocket to Mars yesterday... That's a heck of a place to put a call center."

"almost called my teacher ""mom,"" but I caught myself after ""mo"" and added an ""n."" I had to pretend I was Jamaican for the rest of the year."

"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."

"What did one eye say to the other eye? Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder."

"Why did the Face of Bo go to the party by himself? Because he had no body to go with."

"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."