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Joke of the Day

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""

"I've just been dumped by my girlfriend. She found me creepy because I have a nickname for my penis. Guess now that I'm single again, I'll have to take Matters into my own hands."

"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"

"I told my BF I dreamt he got me a ring for my birthday. Later, I found a wrapped box from him, with a book entitled ""the meaning of dreams""."

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."

"HARRY JR: what do you see in the mirror of desire, papa HARRY SR: well if i look closely i see you mowing the lawn this morning like i asked"

"This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for a love machine."

"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"

"I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but..."