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Joke of the Day

"You know that pestering someone because the don't watch the same TV shows as you isn't a personality, right?"

"You all need to stop with the gay jokes. Cum on guys!"

"People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris"

"How do red necks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin"

"A man drowned in his cereal... ...he was pulled in by a strong currant!"

"What's the difference between the wind and a blonde? Some days the wind doesn't blow."

"Today, I walked into a restaurant. ""Hi, is my table ready?"" ""No, not yet sir. Do you mind waiting?"" ""No, that's okay."" ""Great, take these salads to table six then."""

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christ ler"

"Did you hear how Chewbacca did in his first year of the NFL? He was Wookie of the Year"

"""Honey,can u make the dinner reservations for 3 instead of 2 tonight? Debby's coming"" ""We're not bring ur new chainsaw-"" ""HER NAME'S DEBBY"""