201549

Joke of the Day

"Can February March? No. But April May. yep."

"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."

"Women do not want to hear what you think..nnThey want to hear what they think..nnIn a deeper voice......"

"I almost died last night. I woke up at 3am and MY FOOT WAS HANGING OFF THE EDGE OF THE BED. NOT EVEN UNDER THE COVERS."

"Whats The hardest thing about rollerblading Telling your Dad you're Gay"

"Dad joke Son: ""Dad, tell me a joke."" Dad: ""Pussy."" Son: ""I don't get it."" Dad: ""I know."""

"Most fucked up joke I ever heard (nsfw) The moment when you eat out your grandma, taste horse semen and think to yourself ""So this must be how she died""."

"What's at the end of Moby Dick? A whale of a time!"

"""Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted,"" my dad told me. ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""

"Clue in Michigan is cheaper, because it only has three pieces Governor Snyder, Flint, and the Lead Pipe"