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Joke of the Day
"I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but..."
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"There once was a guy drawing blood... ...he used a pencillin."
"Why did James Comey refuse to indict Hillary Clinton? Because he found his suicide note in her Wikileaks emails."
"Sometimes I picture my wedding and other times I take off one pant leg stare into nothing for 15 minutes then take off the other leg"
"The pizza theorem: ""Pizzas must be circular. They must be cut into triangles and put into square boxes"" -Science"
"Sharing a Facebook account with your gf/wife is the best way to let everyone know how whipped you are."
"People think I'm a hugger, but I'm actually shaking them down for snacks."
"Q: Why are farmers cruel? A: They pull corn by the ears."
"How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!"
"What is a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"