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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel? He Jar Jar Blinked."

"So there's a guy with a speech impediment.... It's funny because his life is hard, and he was relentlessly ridiculed in grade school."

"I had such a crap day. First my ex got run over by a bus. Then I got fired from my job as a bus driver. Ugh."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the poof. Knock Knock? Who's there? The chicken."

"Happy Birthday question from grandpa Hey nephew are you trying to overtake me?"

"They say 1 in 3 men are gay. I'm not gay, he's not gay..."

"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."

"Becoming a vegetarian Is a big missed steak"

"What did you get for your birthday? Another year!"

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet"